Went shopping in Koln today after classes. It's the nearest big city and we had heard Koln had great shopping. I was sadly disappointed. Everything was cheap looking and nothing was interesting. So there goes my plan to buy cute, new clothes in Europe but that way I can spend it on travels and dranks.
We walked into a sex shop and apparently Germans like anal sex, men shave their nuts, and girls have hairy cooches. Those kids we met the other night said that Europeans have crazy sex, I don't know how it could be different from American sex. I wish they had elaborated. But after seeing Germans dance in the club, I'm skeptical and unimpressed.

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you have a blog! hilarious post about german sex/german landscaping. now i'm curious.
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